There is something in this.
Women are very fond of comparing with cats, and we sincerely do not understand why! Seals are all the same! It’s a dog thing. Do you want to know what kind of dog you are by the zodiac sign? Read our Sunday Horoscope!
Capricorn – German Shepherd Dog
Reference service dog: without work it withers and dries, loses its fur and the meaning of life. Not their work, which is typical, will not be engaged: sneakers, can, and will bring, and with this circus you go, you know, to poodles. Not for that outstanding breeders brought their berry! So to live with a sheepdog is to live in constant work: training, training and again training. Where did you go? To stand, she said! To the foot! Drop the stick, quickly! On the other hand, this, of course, is very disciplined. It’s like living with a Capricorn. The difference is that the German shepherd will retire one day, and Capricorn will figure you.
The Aquarius is the Jack Russell Terrier
If Jack Russell caught you red-handed (you read a newspaper here, when the dog has not been played for five minutes already!) – you can not get out of it. I’ll have to throw the ball again – and again throw the ball. Ball. Ball. Ball. Ball. There is, of course, another option – you can throw a jack-rasse, in the sense of fate: let yourself be entertained, since he is such a jolly fellow! But it should be remembered that the Jack Russell Terrier is not just a jolly fellow, but a hunting dog ready to dive into a hole to anyone and take a fight there. So if the jack-russel starts to entertain himself, there’s a chance that you will not like the result very much. In the sense – you torture the bodies to hide. So better throw him a ball. And go with Aquarius to the ice rink. And then it will be worse.
“Pisces – the Afghan Greyhound
She is very beautiful. No, it’s not: she’s Very Beautiful. The Afghan greyhound is perfection itself, there are no more beautiful dogs. And even the fact that maintaining this beauty requires a huge amount of time and money, does not stop anyone. For this, you can and suffer! True, Afghan hounds regularly occupy an honorable second place in the list of the most stupid breeds of dogs. What, of course, is not true and an evil slander, the greyhound just spat on people, including the owners: bring me my bowl, slave, and disappear! Greyhounds are simply not created to work with a person, they have other tasks. And the Afghan hound and for a long time already have no work tasks, except for one: beautify the world. They are such seals. Well, or the Fish. “
Aries – Alabai
A real war comrade: he will not let the enemy go, but behind the partner’s back he will hide only in order to jump out suddenly and bite everyone at the right moment. A dog full of strength, courage and self-esteem. And true asses stubbornness: if Alabai decided something – then so it will be. Those who want to argue must first move seventy kilograms of Alabai flesh, from the tip of the canine to the tip of the tail, created specifically to crush ferocious wolves. So you say there are no people? Hmm. Alabai thought so. The young lady-Aries is also.
Taurus – Basset Hound
Honorable first place in the list of the most stupid dogs in the world! And also the most unhappy dogs, the most unwieldy dogs and the most useless dogs. Bassets are almost uneducable. Bassettes always look as if they were told that in a minute the end of the world will come – in their eyes all the sorrow of innocent humanity. Bassettes do not want to do anything, they want to lie in a warm armchair (yes, and it’s impossible to drive a basset out of there – it’s heavy and pretends to be deaf).
But in fact the basset is not a stupid dog at all. He’s just a hound. His head is so empty for it to be placed next. If the basset took a trace – he will not throw it to the end. And he will have to follow him along this track to the final point, because everything else to him now to the light bulb. Taurus, by the way, too. They can not be knocked out of the way, they do not care where to go. Amen.
The twins – the Siberian Husky
Scary creature! Incredibly beautiful and unusually friendly. The combination of these amazing qualities makes everyone around at first sight and forever fall in love with the husky. Haha, bought, bought! Husky is not a dog at all. Husky is an infernal joke of nature, a raccoon metis with D’Artagnan. Let’s have fun, a thousand devils! Let’s drive cats, call dogs to duel, steal a pot of borscht from the stove and troll the owner. And now – the song! For-you-wai! In general, we can tolerate this all for one reason only, but we still do not know it. But after all, someone is starting a husky and lives with the Twins, right?
Cancer – Collie
Multifunctional dog: can graze, can serve. Do not feed and do not serve, which is characteristic, can not ever, even in a dream or at death. The main task of the collie is to gather a whole herd into a bunch and inform the movement in the right direction. The herd itself, of course, no one asks if it wants to move in this very direction: polorohiye dissidents, rebels and other renegades just on their own file will find out how sharp their teeth are with their shepherd. On the other hand, if the shepherd is a collie, that is, the Cancer girl, you can relax and just chew: she will take care of everything else. But chew carefully!
The Lion is a Yorkshire Terrier
Glamorous doggie: a regular for fashion shows and stylish parties, always perfectly trimmed and packed, the purse in which she travels, sometimes costs more than the dog herself. But the main thing, however, is different: the main thing is that York people are considered the most charming doggies in the world – they are not just very beautiful, they are also very brave. Ah, little brave heart! So I want to wear them all the time on the pens and kiss them. Approximately and live the young ladies, and no one will ever find out about their path from the mud to the princes. As almost no one knows about the dark past of Yorkies, who were taken to work in the garbage dump: Yorkies are innate rat-catchers, and rats are the most there.
The Virgin – the risen schnauzer
Seeing the Risen Schnauzer at night in a dark alley is not very good.
However, the Risenschnauzer is rather difficult to see, because it is strong, fast and devilishly cunning. And extremely fierce. About this, however, very few people guess, because there are no faces of the riesenschnauzer: from below the beard, from above the bangs, the eye is not visible, facial expressions too, and what this black ghost thinks about with the mouth of the crocodile – nobody knows at all. Including the owner. But the owner is easy to train his dog, because the Riesen are smart and adore the rules. Actually, that’s why they did not kill us all. Probably. May be. Who knows what they have in mind – they are like the Virgin: they also sit silently with an absent facial expression. And then the figurant falls and shouts: “Take off your ogre from me!”
Scales – chihuahua
Next to the chihuahua, everyone feels like a great hero: she is so small, so fragile, so helpless! In any incomprehensible situation, you need to take it on the handle and kiss it on the top, otherwise it will start to tremble and look at you plaintively, plaintively. It’s not a dog at all, it’s like a fairy. Fragile fairy, which threatens the whole world: dirty big dogs, disgustingly clumsy children with spatulas, cunning crows and wild cats, more like serial maniacs. And so the little Chuhuahua wants to kill them all. Slow and painful. Actually, only because of them they do not lower them from the handles – just like the young ladies-Libra. Yes, it’s really not a dog. It is one and a half kilograms of rage.
Scorpio – the Doberman
Demonic dog. Infernally beautiful and tightly crazy. Go to the desired goal on the bodies of defeated enemies, and those who do not die of horror at the sight of her charming smile, bite off his head, without reducing the pace of the lynx. Life credo: “Dominate and humiliate.” True, all this applies exclusively to outsiders. With relatives Dobermans, like the Scorpion girls, allow themselves to be themselves: the reference choleric hysteroid type. But charming is incredible!
The Sagittarius is a Staffordshire terrier
The best companion in the world! A terrible reputation does not prevent the Staffordshire from plugging the Labrador belt for the love of one’s neighbor: these very neighbors regularly pat their noses, unable to withstand the meeting with the cast-iron forehead of a loving dog. Stafford is always happy: to walk? Hooray! To swim? Yes, yes, yes, I’m coming! Into the mountains? Yoo-hoo! Carry a tire? Give two! Most of all, Stafford loves people – any people: unreasonable babies, evil pripodezdnyh grandmothers and strangely smelling slaves of aquavita. Stafford – the very kindness, the mercy itself and the positivity itself. He just wants to kill all the other dogs. Everyone, you know, has his own shortcomings. However, if to Stafford, as well as to Sagittarius, not to climb with obsessive offers of love and friendship – that, can, and will manage.